أمير الظلام

من وحي العتمة.. فيلم جديد من بطولة وزير الطاقة رح تاكلوا صابيعكن وراه!

إجري بالطائفية

من وحي المناسبة
Let's use this Facebook cover photo to show our solidarity against sectarianism in all its forms (click the picture to download it):

The Male Lara Kay!

Lara Kay and Myriam Klink step aside for a new era has begun!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Feast your eyes and ears on.. ALI FARES!




Other than the fact that he and Lara Kay probably share the same plastic surgeon (holy mother of lips!), they share a lot of other things. Just as Lara Kay did, first he tries some "reality" videos in broken English:



Then he proceeds to amaze us with some wonderful "Music Videos":



I think this guy is going to be the next Internet Hit, and maybe he'll run for the Elections like Myriam Klink!

Oh, and in case you just couldn't get enough, click here to see the rest of the videos on his YouTube channel. 

Romney... Mitt Romney

Only Arabic speakers will understand this:

أنشرها ولك الأجر والثواب

بنشرها وبنشر حريم اللي خلفها كمان 

Shoes with "Allah - Mohammad - Islam" imprinted on the soles!

The story goes as follows:

لوسمحت انشر هذه الرساله باقصي سرعه ال كل من تعرفه

حيث وجد هذا الحذاء ومكتوب

عليه من الاسفل كلمات ( الله - محمد - الاسلام) عمدا لان الشركة فلاي فيت مقرها في هيوستن/ اميركا

ولكم الأجر

و سعر

الحذاء واضح

ارجو النشر

لكي تفشل هذه الشركه فشلا كبيرا

و تخسر 

آمين

Or in English:

Please spread this message the fastest you can to everyone you know.

This pair of shoes was found with "Allah - Mohammad - Islam" purposefully inscribed on its soles since the company Fly Feet is based in Houston/America.

May god reward you.

The price on the shoes is clear.

Please spread it so that this company fails miserably and loses.

Amen.

The shoes in question would be these:

Blasphemy!

Now I'm usually skeptical about any conspiracy theory, especially the ones that are religion-based and the ones that go viral this way. What made me more doubtful was the inscription itself. The font resembles nothing in Arabic, in fact it almost looks like cursive..

Come to think of it..

Well.. I'll be damned!

If you invert the picture it clearly reads Louis Vuitton! 

It seems that either someone had manipulated the picture to create controversy, or that simply - since these appear to be cheap knock-offs - the sole molding was inverted, creating this blasphemous shoe.

There you have it, conspiracy debunked!

Lebanese and Arab Artists Translated to English

Ever wondered what the names of some artists you know would be if someone translated them to English?
Well here you are :D

Melhem Barakat = Meaty Blessings
Wadih El Safi = The Clear Meek
George Wassouf = George and the Wool
Oum Koulthoum = The Mother of All Garlic
Ragheb Alameh = Wishes for a Grade
Amr Diab = The Age of Wolves
Assi El Hallani = Subordinate Made Me Pretty
Fadl Shaker = Favor of the Thankful
Hani Shaker = The Carefree Thankful
Kazem Al Saher = Repressed the Watchful
May Hariri = Silky Water
Walid Toufic = Born out of Success
Moein Shreif = An Honest Helper
Naim El Sheikh = The Sheikh's Paradise
Fares Karam = Knight of Generousity
Saber Al Robai = The Quadrilateral is Patient
Ilham Al Madfai = The Gunner's Inspiration
Nawal Al Zoghby = Hand Over the Fluffy
Nabil Shoeil = Duke of the Flame
Rami Ayache = Thrower of the Reviver

Feel free to suggest your own in the comments section :)