3azizi al Jagal

Bahdaltna eddem el ajenib!
Sou2al.. Aw majmou3et as2ila bel a7ra.. Shou bet 7ess lamma..

Social Media

• Tfout 3a profile picture benet w tektebla "No Comment"? Mesh jemltak hay bi 7add zeta comment? Shou hye ya toura el riseleh elli 3am tjarrib twassela? Hal enta akbar menn ennak fe3lian tektob comment bas ma 2dert tetmelak nafsak eddem jamela?
• Tfout 3a souret we7de lebseh a7mar w tektebla "lady in red".. Khaye eno Chris De Burgh 3imil hal ghenieh men shi 25 seneh w aktar.. ba3dak men wa2ta ma l2it shi ghayra? Law eltella "eza 7abibak tor lbeslo a7mar" kenit tol3it creative aktar mennak.. Aw ken 7abiba fa2a3ak atleh..
• Teb3at private message la we7deh (3a LinkedIn elli houwe shi lal business mafroud) w tektebla eno her smile dawakhetak wa ma ila hounalik, wel bent mortobta w mesh 3am tred 3lek fa bet sir tektebla WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING MEEEEEEE? Eno bel mara bala dam?

3al tari2

• Tjib B.M. body ze3ran tsa22it 3laya moteeiir 545 ma3 tshipset w amassorat bolishtain [sic] w tkhammis fia eddem el sabaya? Kam douleb bta3mil bel tankeh 3ammo?
• Te2ta3 bi nafs el B.M. 3al corniche b ser3et 10 km/h enta w sa7bak el intikh mdawwrin Majeed el Reme7 3al 3aleh w mwatyin el shbebik w 3am tja2wro bel 3alam.. 3onsor terhib walla terghib hayda? I would say 3onsor la3yet nafess w iz3aj..
• Ykoun ma3ak ayya syiara eli kenit w bas tshouf we7de at3a tzammerla (w eza wesi2 men nafsak bet ella "tfaddale deimwaseil").. Bi sharafak man shi marra shedid we7de bhal tari2a? Eno eza ttalla3it fik badda tkoun fakkaretak chauffeur service..
• Tjib mosteek w t2ebb fi eddem el 7arim la yshoufo oudouratak bel al3ab el bahlawenieh.. 3am tet2ammal 7ada yekteshfak w y7ottak acrobat bshi cirque matalan?
• Tou2af 3a corniche el Manara/Marina Dbayeh/etc.. 3am tfa2e bezer aw termoss w kel ma te2ta3 we7de tet7efa bi jemleh bet nem 3an zake2ak el khari2 w rou7 el dou3abeh 3andak (a.k.a. latsheh) metel "fewwwwwwwwwww wlak ya raytne el ared la ted3aseh b albeh..
• Yeje 3a belak bnsas el layele te7ke ma3 7ada fa temro2 ta7t bayto w tesra3 el 3alam zmemir aw tef2a3o safra men laghaligh albak w t3ayetlo la eno ma ma3ak miss kol [sic].. 3afwan bass semi3 bel interphone?

Bein s7abak/Ma3 el ma7rousseh

• Yeje rfi2ak el intikh ma ghayro yeghlat w y3arrfak 3a sa7ebto el jdideh w t2ello 7abibi ya tayyibb shouuu mzabbat wad3ak ma3a?? Tab zabbetna ne7na kamen khayak ma bietla3lo? Eno bi sharafak..
• Tkoun a3id enta wel shabeb fettina da2 likha tle2e wa7ad 3am bi za3bir t2oum te2lob el tawla w tefta7 mashkal ma elo rabb.. Bravo 3lek kashaft el mou2amara el mou7akeh doddak, Scotland Yard talfanoulak al 3ayzin oudouratak el jabbara bel te72i2.. 
• Tkoun meshe enta wel ma7rousseh 3al tari2 yeje 3a belak tef2a3a bahdaleh edem kel shi fi 3alam kermel tbayenla rjoulitak.. Sadde2ne inna kaydahonna 3azim.. Wallah la t3abbdak el 3ejel wallah..
• Bas 7ada men s7abak ysebbellak emmak (ommak) t2oum tfajjmo, bas eza sabballak rabbak (elli enta ktir bet 7ebbo 3a ases) btekheda 3adeh.. Mesh mekhtelta 3leik el priorities shway?

Bel sheghel

• Tsir bani edam (bel esem bass).. Mabrouk! Sort teshteghil w 3allamouk testa3mil el email taba3 el sherke (mesh metl el hotmail).. 7aslo.. la shou mnesta3mlo hayda! La neb3at nekat of course! Aw lal shabibe el taybe mneb3atlon souwar neswein.. W akid akid eza baddak teb3at la sabab mnel asbeb allah la y2addir email sheghel w tetlob menno talab, t2akkad tkoun 7atit keeeel shi fi 3alam bel cc w tenshor el 7arim taba3o lal zalameh.. Lezim tfarji imto.. Ma32oul rasso?
• Te7ro2 sellefo lal computer teb3at wara el IT support w tetbello raso enno el computer kharben men warah houwe! Bas yeje la 3andak w y7ellellak meshkeltak w yfarjik adeh enta ghabeh, ello "HEHEHHE W BI OULO EL COMPUTER ZAKEH!!".. Kell eli khtara3o shi esmo computer bie3tezro men fakhamtak 3a hal ghalta!

Rou7 sir ensen w ta3a..